- Mood: Pretty jacked
- Music: Big and Rich- music without prejudice
Happy New Year to all who read this way. I hope that 06 is a time of growth and blessing for you and all who care for you.
First off, how about the Fiesta and the Rose Bowls? I didn't care a hoot who won either game but what fun, hard fought games. I'm not a fan of most things Texas, but Vince Young was terrific as were Matt Leinart , Reggie Bush and Lendale White among a host of others. The three overtime game in Tempe was absolutely crushing to those two kickers and I wouldn't want to walk in their shoes for a second. Anyone who has coached at any level was dying for both coaches as well. Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno were two classy guys before, during and after the game (Bobby Knight take note- you classless worm farmer). It was fun, entertaining football and now, just think, we don't have to listen to those silly talking heads drone on about the BCS and blah, blah, blah for months. The BCS is another fascist conspiracy that should be tossed on to the ash heap of history. That's at least on good thing about January.
We are all still waiting for the Clintons to announce something bigger. C'mon guys, get with the program.
The Clintons forums continue to amuse and amaze as well. The question of the month may well be , "How did Tricky's hair cause such a fuss for so many over so little for so long?" I'm sure she'd like to know as well. As for her alleged stripping in Canada, doesn't a stripper get cold up there this time of year. I mean, dude, is the money worth it? You're all loony in my book.
Went to a cool wedding in December, just before Christmas here in the mighty metropolis of Kaspar. Dan and Abby, it was beautiful. You guys will never read this so enough said. We are ALL looking forward to Andrea's wedding next month. It should be a terrific time. No cold feet now, ya hear girl?
Congrats to Daryl, the doctor of Suds, on his about-to-become-a- father status. Keep up the good work on the stop smoking campaign. That stuff is crap. Drop it and leave it forever. You'll never regret it.
We started indoor gnurling this last week and I have a lot of enthusiastic young people ready to head outdoors to take on the real game, not this mini imitation. Just hold on folks. We can't play outdoors in gale force winds and then the snow that comes every time the wind stops will make it more like Nordic gnurling with snowshoes. At least in spring, the wind stops for a few minutes every week and we can begin to experience what the outdoor game should be like. I'm looking forward to a fun season, surely full of surprises. Ain't life just grand?
Two weeks and the school year is half over! Yeah, baby! Still tons to do. It's either getting more difficult to keep up with the grading and stuff, or I'm just getting slower. The current debate is which is it? I vote more difficult as I'd hate to admit I'm getting slower. I can still whip JMac's butt in any case.
Speaking of our Clintons hero, his hard ass old man told me JMac is about to become a barrista at Nordstroms somewhere in metro Portland. Holy Crap people!! Putting JMac in charge of a coffee stand is like putting a pyro in charge of the fireworks on July 4. Can you imagine how buzzed that guy's is gonna be when he sits down to write songs? Ingrid, I hope you can handle his midnight 10K runs. My guess is everything he writes will come out with a ska feel set to banjos and screeching steel guitars with words that rhyme. I'll bet even Crazy Jim won't be able to make any sense out of them . Dude, did you warn the store that "You shake without it?" Portland beware. The ADHD poster child from the high plains is about to be unleashed, and once he is there's no telling what will be left standing in the city of roses. Good luck Oregonians, you're going to need it.
My buzzbomb goes to .... our survey said- Jack Abramoff , a real paragon of virtue. Has anyone started a pool at work to see how many congressmen/women will be taken down by the Sultan of Sleaze? Shoot with so many good candidates out there for the buzzbomb, this week's choice was easy. Maybe Jack and Tom DeLay can get adjoining cells and be some hit mans' bitches while they are in the joint. It would actually be some justice. Jack, you suck .
OK, no rants tonight. No one reads this stuff anyway so peace to all. Little children, love one another- John the Apostle
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